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brian54

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Where do they dig auditors up from.
« on: Apr 15, 2021, 04:53:14 PM »
i joined my employers pension scheme at 21 after finishing university and contributed at the London rate.  I then had 2 daughters who became nurses who worked in London for a short time.
They went to Spain and met a dentist and a doctor from Birmingham and they got married and they got jobs in Birmingham.
I was retired early and my daughters immediately said I will be coming to Birmingham.
The auditors asked me why I contributed at the London rate which makes me entitled to a London rate pension.
My answer was my daughters did not communicate with me before they were born to tell me they would want me in Birmingham. 


klondike

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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15, 2021, 04:56:49 PM »
How odd.


You really should tell us more about this Brian.


I need something to read about 3 or 4am after returning from a call of nature and really think this gripping tale would serve the purpose I require.
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15, 2021, 05:21:44 PM »
You have to wonder who the real Brian is and what his life is realy like !!

Michael Rolls

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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 15, 2021, 06:33:36 PM »
Ho-hum
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #4 on: Apr 15, 2021, 06:49:40 PM »
How odd.

You really should tell us more about this Brian.

I need something to read about 3 or 4am after returning from a call of nature and really think this gripping tale would serve the purpose I require.


Not give you nightmares? 😦




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Michael Rolls

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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 15, 2021, 06:55:00 PM »
If repetition is the spice of life..........
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #6 on: Apr 15, 2021, 07:18:35 PM »
Not give you nightmares? 😦
Not at all. It is a highly gripping tale for sure but not one to instill any terrors. Somebody does need to check up on those auditors though IMO. Very odd. I can hardly believe such behaviour.
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Michael Rolls

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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #7 on: Apr 15, 2021, 07:36:53 PM »
With Brian all things are possible
Mike
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #8 on: Apr 15, 2021, 11:23:19 PM »
I bet he gets some stick from his mum for playing on the Internet instead of getting on with his homework.
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #9 on: Apr 15, 2021, 11:53:17 PM »
A hard taskmistress is Mrs Bates. Brian has chores to do in the Motel.
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #10 on: Apr 15, 2021, 11:57:55 PM »
So long and thanks for all the fish

Scrumpy

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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #11 on: Apr 16, 2021, 11:05:59 AM »



Schools out.. I think they go back next week..
Heaven knows what some of them are going to do when they leave.. Reading all this crap from whoever is posting it makes me wonder ..


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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #12 on: Apr 16, 2021, 11:59:51 AM »
They are back now around here. I got caught in the damned school traffic Wednesday because I'd forgotten.
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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #13 on: Apr 16, 2021, 01:53:54 PM »

You really should tell us more about this Brian




 Yeah specially if you suffer from insomnia

klondike

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Re: Where do they dig auditors up from.
« Reply #14 on: Apr 16, 2021, 03:20:17 PM »
That was the general idea. After I get up for a middle of the night piddle I have the devil of a job getting back off to sleep.
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