Hud Yer Wheesht Harry.

[Michael Rolls]

wasn't there a song with a line that could be misinterpreted - something like 'throw granny from the train a kiss'?
Mike

[Traveller]

It's SHOVE, not THROW.

Lyrics......

Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus

Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie
Cause she's just yer daddie's mammie
Shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH


We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We'll all go round to see her,
We'll all go round to see her
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE


She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She'll feed us mince and tatties,
She'll feed us mince and tatties
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM


Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH


Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye canny shove yer grannie
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus

[Michael Rolls]

Not come across that before - I am remembering, more or less, a song
Mike

[zoony]

   Yes Mike, that's what it was/is. Sung to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes.."

[Michael Rolls]

Oh how sweet! Obviously my memory not perfect!
Mike