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crabbyob

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ladies who read
« on: Aug 01, 2021, 06:27:36 PM »

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."
"For reading a book"? she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!...
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zoony

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #1 on: Aug 01, 2021, 06:45:10 PM »
 ;D ;D  I know that fast and logical mind..Does it mention her name perchance??
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crabbyob

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #2 on: Aug 02, 2021, 12:56:48 AM »
you are allowed to fill that part in Zoon... ;D ;D
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zoony

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #3 on: Aug 02, 2021, 01:39:43 AM »
A gentleman never tells Ol' Crab.. 8)
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

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Michael Rolls

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #4 on: Aug 02, 2021, 06:47:59 AM »
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crabbyob

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #5 on: Aug 02, 2021, 11:59:40 AM »
A gentleman never tells Ol' Crab.. 8)
no sir, but we never forget either, do we?
ok maybe the bad times..
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zoony

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #6 on: Aug 02, 2021, 08:05:32 PM »
My memory is shot, both short-term and long..The only ones that still live in it are the spectacular ones.. and there aren't too many of those! ;D
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crabbyob

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Re: ladies who read
« Reply #7 on: Aug 02, 2021, 09:11:41 PM »
you at least managed plural... ;D
there are those who still havent managed the singular, but luckily, fdont know it... ;D ;D ;D
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