I popped into my local pub at the weekend after doing a bit of shopping when our local Milkman dropped in for a pint , we got chatting and he boasted that he has screwed every woman in my street except one.
Anyway I said cheerio and toddled off home, wife asked me why was a little late getting home, so I told her I stopped for a pint and got talking to the milkman and told her about his boast that he had screwed every woman in our street except one.
Wife said I bet its that stuck up bitch that lives in number 12
