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crabbyob

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the lord spake
« on: Aug 12, 2021, 08:25:05 PM »

A man was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a  bridge to  Hawaii  so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of  something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want  to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to  help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord paused for a moment.....
Then the Lord replied,
‘You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”

Alex22

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Re: the lord spake
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12, 2021, 08:26:30 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Michael Rolls

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Re: the lord spake
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12, 2021, 09:08:07 PM »
Lord it!
Mike
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