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klondike

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Idiocy
« on: Sep 10, 2021, 07:12:42 PM »
I use eyedrops for dry eye. Whenever i put them in (as I just did) I stand in front of the mirror, tilt my head right back and squirt a drop in each.

It just occurred to me that when I'm putting them in I can't see myself in the mirror.
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #1 on: Sep 10, 2021, 07:27:42 PM »
Ahh, but at least you know that you're not putting them in some strangers eye..
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #2 on: Sep 10, 2021, 07:29:53 PM »
I did exactly the same after my eye op! D’oh.
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #3 on: Sep 10, 2021, 08:10:44 PM »
I've just had to do that after a cataract operation, 4 times a day.  I always sat down, but not in front of a mirror.   ;D
 
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #4 on: Sep 10, 2021, 08:50:29 PM »
Have you got a hairy top lip then..?
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #5 on: Sep 10, 2021, 09:05:23 PM »
Only when I forget the Veet   ;D
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #6 on: Sep 10, 2021, 09:07:19 PM »
Yesterday morning I decided on toast for breakfast. As I finished buttering the first slice, it dawned on me that I should have put it in the toaster before buttering it
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #7 on: Sep 10, 2021, 09:22:49 PM »
Yesterday morning I decided on toast for breakfast. As I finished buttering the first slice, it dawned on me that I should have put it in the toaster before buttering it
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Re: Idiocy
« Reply #8 on: Sep 10, 2021, 09:25:17 PM »
No - pure white where I'm not bald!
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