I think solar power is definitely the way forward. But it won't happen overnight....
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I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.
"This is my dad, Roger" i said, "and this is my twin brother Henry"
"Nice to meet you", she smiled "who'se the eldest?"
"my dad" i replied...
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I've an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender....
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I had to go on a sexism awareness course from my work.
The girl delivering it had a great pair of knockers.
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Kids today don't know when they're well off. I was orphaned in africa at a very young age and was brought up by a pack of hyena's. No toys, no posh house, always having to scour for food, but boy did we have some laughs...
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen he reports back to the farmer.
"All 40 sheep accounted for".
" But i only have 39 sheep" says the farmer.
"I know", said the dog " but i rounded them up"....
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I went to visit my wife in hospital and took her flowers.
My girlfriend will love them....
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I can still remember when water was free and porn had to be paid for...
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"Im going out to scrape the car" my wife said this morning.
"Against what?" I replied....