Author Topic: Hump day funnies.  (Read 94 times)

Floydian

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Hump day funnies.
« on: Nov 10, 2021, 11:29:32 AM »



I think solar power is definitely the way forward. But it won't happen overnight....


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I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.


 "This is my dad, Roger" i said, "and this is my twin brother Henry"


 "Nice to meet you", she smiled "who'se the eldest?"


 "my dad" i replied...


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I've an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender....


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I had to go on a sexism awareness course from my work.
The girl delivering it had a great pair of knockers.


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Kids today don't know when they're well off. I was orphaned in africa at a very young age and was brought up by a pack of hyena's. No toys, no posh house, always having to scour for food, but boy did we have some laughs...


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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen he reports back to the farmer.


 "All 40 sheep accounted for".


" But i only have 39 sheep" says the farmer.


 "I know", said the dog " but i rounded them up"....


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I went to visit my wife in hospital and took her flowers.
My girlfriend will love them....


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I can still remember when water was free and porn had to be paid for...


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 "Im going out to scrape the car" my wife said this morning.


 "Against what?" I replied....


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"Unbelievable, Jeff...."

Scrumpy

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Re: Hump day funnies.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 10, 2021, 11:37:25 AM »



Wife's flowers...  ;D ;D ;D
Everything will be alright in the end, and if itís not alright, its not the end.

klondike

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Re: Hump day funnies.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 10, 2021, 11:52:43 AM »
So long and thanks for all the fish

Michael Rolls

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Re: Hump day funnies.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 10, 2021, 11:54:31 AM »
Great!!
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!

Alex22

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Re: Hump day funnies.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 10, 2021, 12:41:27 PM »
😄😄😄
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.