Author Topic: Cooking Eggs  (Read 1775 times)

Ashy

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Cooking Eggs
« on: Jan 04, 2019, 08:24:54 PM »
I am not much of a cook although what I cook is edible as a rule. I recently cooked some "large eggs" - hard boiled, for my wife, and when he cracked the shells it was obvious that almost half of it was empty. Naturally I blamed foreign hens for not filling the shells up, but am I cooking them right?

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #1 on: Jan 04, 2019, 08:43:30 PM »
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

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Ashy

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #2 on: Jan 04, 2019, 08:53:47 PM »
Thanks but unfortunately these eggs came from a shop, I don't look after the hens. However I can say that the eggs looked and tasted OK in all other respects.

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #3 on: Jan 04, 2019, 09:21:59 PM »
I am not much of a cook although what I cook is edible as a rule. I recently cooked some "large eggs" - hard boiled, for my wife, and when he cracked the shells it was obvious that almost half of it was empty. Naturally I blamed foreign hens for not filling the shells up, but am I cooking them right?

"I recently cooked some "large eggs" - hard boiled, for my wife, and when he cracked the shells it was obvious that almost half of it was empty."

Well you've let it slip about being in a same-sex marriage.  ;D ;D
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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #4 on: Jan 04, 2019, 11:47:09 PM »
Were they British eggs? because if they were from the EU it's just possible that they are trying to get back what they reckon we owe them
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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #5 on: Jan 05, 2019, 12:28:14 AM »
Is that a yolk?
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Ashy

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #6 on: Jan 05, 2019, 09:31:47 AM »
"I recently cooked some "large eggs" - hard boiled, for my wife, and when he cracked the shells it was obvious that almost half of it was empty."

Well you've let it slip about being in a same-sex marriage.  ;D ;D

On the other hand it might reveal a dodgy keyboard.

Diasi

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #7 on: Jan 05, 2019, 10:10:30 AM »
On the other hand it might reveal a dodgy keyboard.

hit, I hadn't thought of that.  ;D
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Ashy

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #8 on: Jan 05, 2019, 10:52:20 AM »
and a complete lack of roof reading.

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #9 on: Jan 05, 2019, 03:25:11 PM »
or a bad peller
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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #10 on: Jan 05, 2019, 06:53:59 PM »
Or word bind
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Ashy

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #11 on: Jan 05, 2019, 06:56:45 PM »
Yes word bindness is a continual poblem.

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #12 on: Jan 05, 2019, 07:01:03 PM »
Caused by people eating their own words.!
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Ashy

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #13 on: Jan 05, 2019, 07:05:16 PM »
Yech! Who wants to eat their own worms?

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Re: Cooking Eggs
« Reply #14 on: Jan 05, 2019, 07:23:31 PM »
Backbirds.!
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