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Ashy

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It's bad news
« on: Mar 27, 2020, 08:56:54 AM »
When you have to take the lavatory pan out to paint the skirting board.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #1 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:16:33 AM »
More like lunacy IMO....
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #2 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:21:04 AM »
They always put them close to the wall.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #3 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:22:46 AM »
They always put them close to the wall.


skirting boards?
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #4 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:28:08 AM »
Yes. No. Toilets.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #5 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:31:34 AM »
without Laurel there would be no Hardy
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #6 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:32:32 AM »
You could always cover the toilet and door, put a banger in a pot of paint, light the blue touch paper and retire.
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #7 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:35:53 AM »
I tried that some years ago, it didn't work very well and after a few days the dog ate the banger.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #8 on: Mar 27, 2020, 09:47:07 AM »
Wrong type of banger old chap. You could try a paint sprayer instead.

As an alternative take the bulb out then nobody will spot the need for repainting.
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #9 on: Mar 27, 2020, 10:02:16 AM »
Too late, the wife is onto it.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #10 on: Mar 27, 2020, 10:02:39 AM »
I told her she would have to get off of it.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #11 on: Mar 27, 2020, 10:55:02 AM »
I told her she would have to get off of it.

Was she trying out your wiping device?
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #12 on: Mar 27, 2020, 10:56:52 AM »
😆😆😱. My toes have just curled!
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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #13 on: Mar 27, 2020, 11:03:31 AM »
Was she trying out your wiping device?

I haven't developed it yet. It's still on the drawing board itself.

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Re: It's bad news
« Reply #14 on: Mar 27, 2020, 11:22:16 AM »
Get that done quickly then. Once it is installed dip your аrse in a pot of Dulux, get sat down, turn it on and the skirting board jobby is finished.
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