Author Topic: In with a chance..!!  (Read 293 times)

Scrumpy

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In with a chance..!!
« on: May 04, 2021, 08:12:51 AM »



.. now that Bill Gates and his wife are getting a divorce.. Worth one hundred and fifty BILLION..


 What dating site will he sign up to..! Will it be Tinder.!! I'll get in there, just in case..


Just off to shave my legs.. and put a bit of hair remover on my top lip..

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Re: In with a chance..!!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2021, 08:44:37 AM »

.. now that Bill Gates and his wife are getting a divorce.. Worth one hundred and fifty BILLION..

 What dating site will he sign up to..! Will it be Tinder.!! I'll get in there, just in case..

Just off to shave my legs.. and put a bit of hair remover on my top lip..

He'll cetainly be able to take his pick of the women, who certainly won't be following the 'Me Too' mantra in their efforts to catch his attention.
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2021, 08:49:29 AM »
Don't forget your old friends when you are rich and famous Scrumpy!

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Re: In with a chance..!!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2021, 08:51:17 AM »
I'm always saddened to hear of a marriage breaking up - still remember how bad I felt when my first wife and I divorced, and that was over 40 years ago, although it did mean that I later met Veronica and things became much better for me
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2021, 09:59:34 AM »
I guess he'll be looking for a 30 year old dolly bird - or younger  ;D ;D ;D  never mind Scrumps you'd have been in with a chance 40 years ago  8)
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2021, 10:03:23 AM »
At his age maybe he isn't looking at all.
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Scrumpy

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2021, 12:07:51 PM »
I guess he'll be looking for a 30 year old dolly bird - or younger  ;D ;D ;D


He'll be looking for a 30 year old dolly bird..

No problem..
 I'll have a face pack.. breath in and hold my breath... scrape my hair back in to two bunches ( cheap facelift) and get out my new frock..  ;)




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Michael Rolls

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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2021, 12:10:27 PM »
Good luck!
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2021, 03:47:57 PM »
and get out my new frock..  ;)
Typo there - you missed out "of"  :)
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2021, 04:38:32 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2021, 04:43:01 PM »
I don't think he'll remarry. Why would he? The price could be very high even with a pre-nuptial in place.
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Scrumpy

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2021, 05:18:07 PM »
I don’t think he will re-marry..

That’s fine by me.. I would lose my fire brigade pension if I re-married.. I’ll just be a bit of eye-candy..
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2021, 06:23:19 PM »
Good on you gal. Go for it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2021, 06:58:07 PM »
But not too fast...
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