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Judd

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5835 on: Apr 10, 2024, 06:43:47 PM »
The original nutcrackers were invented by the prominent Russian engineer Ivor Bollocoff.  :yes:
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« Reply #5836 on: Apr 10, 2024, 09:04:45 PM »
Nutcrackers can require a stroing grip and powerful biceps ... depending on the acid of the nuts of course.


I find a length of cheese wire is quicker and more humane.

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« Reply #5837 on: Apr 10, 2024, 10:24:58 PM »
Nutcrackers can require a stroing grip and powerful biceps ... depending on the acid of the nuts of course.


I find a length of cheese wire is quicker and more humane.


Well he won't be getting that then!
Ideally we want just the opposite  -  slower and less humane.       Rolling laughter animated emoticon


* Good to see you back Mort.   Hope you feel much better. x

morty

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« Reply #5838 on: Apr 10, 2024, 10:30:02 PM »
Crumbs ... I've just noticed the typos in that post. ... and it knackered me typing it.


What the heck are acid nuts?  :sarcastic:  .. I meant aged nuts, like what the chaos here have.

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5839 on: Apr 10, 2024, 10:36:06 PM »
Crumbs ... I've just noticed the typos in that post. ... and it knackered me typing it.


What the heck are acid nuts?  :sarcastic:  .. I meant aged nuts, like what the chaos here have.

Now don't you go worrying about typos,  we all do it sometimes.

You need a nice long and peaceful sleep tonight and breakfast in bed in the morning. 

I'll pop in and read you a nice bedtime story in a mo.    :)   

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5840 on: Apr 10, 2024, 10:48:47 PM »
Oh, that'd be  nice .... but please no Princes or frogs to kiss.

Judd

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« Reply #5841 on: Apr 11, 2024, 07:24:02 PM »
No sign of the Porker, and her oppo, Mups, so should be nice and quiet for a change.

Time to get me tea organised.
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« Reply #5842 on: Apr 11, 2024, 07:45:05 PM »
The glamarous and effervescent porker pig is here  :preved: ... so what are you making me for tea then Judd.
Pass us the menu.  :read:  I wonder whether to order for Mups too.

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5843 on: Apr 11, 2024, 07:47:45 PM »
There goes the neighbourhood...
Just some humble minced beef tonight - only enough for one, sadly.  :sarcastic:
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5844 on: Apr 11, 2024, 07:48:06 PM »
oh goody, is someone making my tea?
I'll go and sit down and put my feet up then! 😅

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5845 on: Apr 11, 2024, 07:53:20 PM »
It's Judd .... he's treating us and he's going to wear a dickie bow too

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« Reply #5846 on: Apr 11, 2024, 10:53:04 PM »
It's Judd .... he's treating us and he's going to wear a dickie bow too
       

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Not JUST  a dickie bow surely?    He's not one of those male things that wear aprons,  but when they turn round they've got a bare bum!

Oooh . . .    I don't think I can cope with that at my time of life. 


Dammit,   now I've spilled me soup.       :sarcastic:

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« Reply #5847 on: Apr 12, 2024, 02:23:48 PM »



Spilled your soup.!!!!   That's nothing ... I am at A&E .. got my desert spoon stuck in my mouth..
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« Reply #5848 on: Apr 12, 2024, 04:36:38 PM »


Spilled your soup.!!!!   That's nothing ... I am at A&E .. got my desert spoon stuck in my mouth..

Oh No!    This is all that Judd's fault.   Prancing about in his pinny and bow tie. 
We can't let him cook for us any more.

I'd bring you me smelling salts but I've used them all.   

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5849 on: Apr 12, 2024, 07:25:44 PM »


Spilled your soup.!!!!   That's nothing ... I am at A&E .. got my desert spoon stuck in my mouth..


More like one of those extra large serving spoons.    :sarcastic:
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