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Scrumpy

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5850 on: Apr 13, 2024, 12:47:17 PM »



All the better to eat you with... :haha:
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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5851 on: Apr 13, 2024, 10:42:12 PM »
Quote from: Scrumpy on Apr 13, 2024, 12:47:17 PM


All the better to eat you with... :haha:

That's right,  you tell him Scrumpy.
He is so rude to us mild-mannered, gentle,  innocent women folk.   
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Judd

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5852 on: Apr 13, 2024, 11:50:43 PM »
Quote from: Mups on Apr 13, 2024, 10:42:12 PM
That's right,  you tell him Scrumpy.
He is so rude to us mild-mannered, gentle,  innocent women folk.   

Hell's bells - the first cuckoo of spring has arrived.  :yes:
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5853 on: Apr 14, 2024, 11:11:24 PM »
Yes ... here I am ... the little porker  :preved:
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Judd

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5854 on: Apr 14, 2024, 11:24:12 PM »
Looks like it's down to me to get rid of the scumbaggery wimmin from this hallowed place and leave it lemon fresh - I just happen to have some fresh lemons with me for this eventuality.
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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5855 on: Apr 15, 2024, 10:42:28 AM »
Quote from: Judd on Apr 14, 2024, 11:24:12 PM
Looks like it's down to me to get rid of the scumbaggery wimmin from this hallowed place and leave it lemon fresh - I just happen to have some fresh lemons with me for this eventuality.

Fall asleep did you Judd?    Cos we're still here,  as we always will be.
Now move on,  there's a good chap.     :yes: 
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Judd

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5856 on: Apr 15, 2024, 09:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Mups on Apr 15, 2024, 10:42:28 AM
Fall asleep did you Judd?    Cos we're still here,  as we always will be.
Now move on,  there's a good chap.     :yes:

NEVAH!
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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5857 on: Apr 15, 2024, 10:15:05 PM »
The daft old bugger's nodded off in his chair again, ladies.

I am looking into the possibility of  getting a special chair made for him soon.   

He'll be quite overcome when he sees this luxurious new chair  placed by the fireplace, and won't be able to resist sinking his big fat bum into it.    Then once he's nodded off,  we can press a button in the kitchen,  and it will eject him with such force,  he will land on the moon.   
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Scrumpy

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5858 on: Apr 16, 2024, 11:15:13 AM »



That's brilliant.. He will be able to take that Robot Dog ,that is being trained, for a walk... When it gets up there...

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Judd

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5859 on: Apr 17, 2024, 11:43:53 PM »
He's back - everyone's favourite LTP-er (that's me, if you haven't already guessed).  :preved: :dance:
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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5860 on: Apr 18, 2024, 12:30:41 AM »
It's alright ladies,   he didn't stay long,  he's asleep in the shed now, thank goodness.   :sarcastic:
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Judd

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5861 on: Apr 18, 2024, 01:44:55 AM »
Wanna bet? :sarcastic:


I had a notion that you'd slink in as soon as my back was turned.  :P
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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5862 on: Apr 18, 2024, 10:44:02 AM »
Weird man,  creeping about half the night.

We've told you enough times,  it's yer conscience that keeps you awake.

Now clear off and have a bath then you had better excavate your wallet,  cos we've decided you're treating us all to lunch today.   :yes:
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5863 on: Apr 19, 2024, 10:55:50 PM »
The stories of my departure are grossly exaggerated.
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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5864 on: Apr 20, 2024, 05:06:51 PM »
Quote from: Judd on Apr 19, 2024, 10:55:50 PM
The stories of my departure are grossly exaggerated.

"Stories of your departure"?    What are you on about, man?   


Don't you go getting the ladies all excited thinking you are going,  when I know you have no intention of doing any such thing!    ::)
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