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Mups

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5865 on: Apr 20, 2024, 09:52:37 PM »
Hmmmm . . .   


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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5866 on: Apr 20, 2024, 10:55:00 PM »
Am back from a night out clubbing it


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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5867 on: Apr 21, 2024, 09:14:32 PM »
I'm surprised they even let you in.   
Did you sneak in while the doorman was distracted?     

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5868 on: Apr 21, 2024, 09:26:58 PM »
Fee  Fi Fo  Fum
I can smell the feet of a Yorkshire mun . . .


Gawd,  it's made me eyes water!     :yes:

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5869 on: Apr 21, 2024, 09:42:00 PM »
"Stories of your departure"?    What are you on about, man?   


Don't you go getting the ladies all excited thinking you are going,  when I know you have no intention of doing any such thing!    ::)

I was paraphrasing a quote by Mark Twain on his arrival back in the US after he'd been on an extended holiday in the UK and Europe where it had been reported that he'd died while on the trip.

With you being a mere woman with limited education and intellect, you wouldn't have known that and drawn the comparison.  :sarcastic:
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5870 on: Apr 21, 2024, 09:43:41 PM »
Fee  Fi Fo  Fum
I can smell the feet of a Yorkshire mun . . .


Gawd,  it's made me eyes water!     :yes:

That's not my feet you can smell - it's my manly smell of pheromones.
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5871 on: Apr 22, 2024, 08:51:54 AM »
That's not my feet you can smell - it's my manly smell of pheromones.

In other words -  your socks!    Excuse me while I go and open the windows.     :sarcastic:

Good morning ladies. 

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« Reply #5872 on: Apr 23, 2024, 10:36:21 PM »
Time for my daily exercise routines.

This one is training for the hammer throwing at the next Olympics
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Next up is my boxing training.
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And lastly, my cricket practice...

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5873 on: Apr 24, 2024, 09:59:08 PM »
You blokey things are soooooooooo  easy to dispose of,  and it only takes a second . . .


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« Reply #5874 on: Apr 25, 2024, 09:49:55 PM »
I suspected that you would try a dirty, underhand trick such as that. Luckily for me, I had the foresight to wear my cricket box, so that kick was as naught.
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« Reply #5875 on: Apr 25, 2024, 10:07:29 PM »
I suspected that you would try a dirty, underhand trick such as that. Luckily for me, I had the foresight to wear my cricket box, so that kick was as naught.
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No problem whatsoever.

My ingenious brain can quickly devise another devious plan to quieten you down.   ;)

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5876 on: Apr 25, 2024, 10:10:43 PM »
A man with one watch is always certain of the time. A man with two watches can never be sure.

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5877 on: Apr 25, 2024, 10:16:08 PM »
Hmm . .   that's a nice big bum for my darts practice.

Bend over again . . .    :sarcastic:

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5878 on: Apr 26, 2024, 08:10:23 PM »
I'm not worried. You couldn't hit a barn door from three feet away.  :sarcastic:
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5879 on: Apr 26, 2024, 10:24:28 PM »
I'm not worried. You couldn't hit a barn door from three feet away.  :sarcastic:

Huh.   Care to test that?

Bend over . . .    :sarcastic: