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"Stories of your departure"? What are you on about, man? Don't you go getting the ladies all excited thinking you are going, when I know you have no intention of doing any such thing!
Fee Fi Fo FumI can smell the feet of a Yorkshire mun . . .Gawd, it's made me eyes water!
That's not my feet you can smell - it's my manly smell of pheromones.
I suspected that you would try a dirty, underhand trick such as that. Luckily for me, I had the foresight to wear my cricket box, so that kick was as naught.
I'm not worried. You couldn't hit a barn door from three feet away.