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Judd

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« Reply #5820 on: Apr 03, 2024, 12:22:58 AM »
Is she the one, tail wagging, that keeps jumping up at me, all excited? She's obviously starved of affection if she needs this amount of attention. As a safeguard, I keep Bonio dog biscuits in my pocket.
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« Reply #5821 on: Apr 03, 2024, 10:23:05 PM »
Is she the one, tail wagging, that keeps jumping up at me, all excited? She's obviously starved of affection if she needs this amount of attention. As a safeguard, I keep Bonio dog biscuits in my pocket.

It's no good you trying to bribe my Gertie,  because I taught her 'food refusal'  a long time ago,  so she won't take things off strange men -  and there certainly is none stranger!   :sarcastic:

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« Reply #5822 on: Apr 04, 2024, 11:36:43 AM »



No, no Mups.. Let Gertie go for the Bonio biscuits in Judd's pocket..


Don't forget to sharpen her teeth.. :girl_crazy:
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« Reply #5823 on: Apr 04, 2024, 04:43:33 PM »


No, no Mups.. Let Gertie go for the Bonio biscuits in Judd's pocket..


Don't forget to sharpen her teeth.. :girl_crazy:

Too late, I got a bit peckish and ate it myself - very nice dipped in warm milk, I might add.
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« Reply #5824 on: Apr 04, 2024, 10:15:10 PM »
Too late, I got a bit peckish and ate it myself - very nice dipped in warm milk, I might add.

You like Bonio do you?  You're easy to please.

So you won't be wanting the 3-course dinner we were preparing for you as a treat,  just a couple of old Bonio will do nicely.   

I'm sure we won't have a problem eating your share of Sunday roast.   ;D

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« Reply #5825 on: Apr 06, 2024, 11:06:09 AM »
Well ladies,  we've obviously won, as we always knew we would.
We can finally put the whole thing to bed and go out and celebrate.    :yahoo:

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« Reply #5826 on: Apr 06, 2024, 03:28:17 PM »
You like Bonio do you?  You're easy to please.

So you won't be wanting the 3-course dinner we were preparing for you as a treat,  just a couple of old Bonio will do nicely.   

I'm sure we won't have a problem eating your share of Sunday roast.   ;D

You can tell that you've never known what it was like to be hungry. Our diets consisted of drip bread and sugar sandwiches if we were lucky. Not for us, the roast dinners you seem to be obsessed with, but more meagre fare. We cheered when Bonio biscuits were introduced. At one fell swoop, we had access to a foodstuff that was full of goodness and added vitamins. The diet did have a couple of disadvantages, mind you - every time we passed by a lamppost, we had an overriding urge to urinate, and at one time, my little brother got run over after chasing a car.  :whistle:
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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5827 on: Apr 07, 2024, 12:03:28 AM »
Ladies,   that poor man's gone quite bonkers.  Chasing cars, and peeing up lamposts . . . .

I have seen signs of it for a while now,  but  the poor dear is definitely on the slippery slope now. 

Perhaps we should put him out of his misery?   

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Re: The very best Last to post.
« Reply #5828 on: Apr 07, 2024, 07:30:07 PM »



Judd .. did you go to the vet for THAT snip, snip op.. ?

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« Reply #5829 on: Apr 07, 2024, 07:51:40 PM »


Judd .. did you go to the vet for THAT snip, snip op.. ?


No, a builder friend of mine did it with two bricks. It damn well hurt, too, he caught his thumb in between the two bricks.  :sarcastic:
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« Reply #5830 on: Apr 07, 2024, 09:50:14 PM »

No, a builder friend of mine did it with two bricks. It damn well hurt, too, he caught his thumb in between the two bricks.  :sarcastic:

We could have done that for you.   :yes:

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« Reply #5831 on: Apr 07, 2024, 10:41:12 PM »
These would do it better - followed by cauterisation by a hot poker!


Carpe diem

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« Reply #5832 on: Apr 08, 2024, 09:06:44 AM »



Nah !!  Good old nut crackers are the best.. It takes ages.. but we get them off in the end.. We work shifts..
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« Reply #5833 on: Apr 08, 2024, 09:12:50 PM »
Why are my eyes watering?
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« Reply #5834 on: Apr 08, 2024, 10:52:56 PM »


Nah !!  Good old nut crackers are the best.. It takes ages.. but we get them off in the end.. We work shifts..


I like that idea best, Scrumpy.   

Do you think that is how those instruments got their name?   :sarcastic: