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Ruthio
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Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 19, 2022, 10:20:39 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
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Judd
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 19, 2022, 10:27:38 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
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Dongles
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Oct 19, 2022, 10:39:16 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
With me woolly socks, gloves and a hat
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Mups
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Oct 19, 2022, 11:37:24 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
With me woolly socks, gloves and a hat
Wearing all that will make you look fat
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Silver Tabby
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Posts: 4411
Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 20, 2022, 07:29:50 AM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
With me woolly socks, gloves and a hat
Wearing all that will make you look fat
not forgetting a warm cuddly cat.
Coming home from the gym today
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Carpe diem
Ruthio
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Oct 20, 2022, 09:23:37 AM »
Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
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Ruthio
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Oct 21, 2022, 01:36:59 PM »
Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
It was small and furry
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bilzin
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Posts: 1139
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Oct 21, 2022, 02:28:17 PM »
Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
It was small and furry
Just right for a curry
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Ruthio
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Oct 21, 2022, 02:30:36 PM »
Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
It was small and furry
just right for a curry
But it scratched me and then ran away 😪
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bilzin
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Oct 21, 2022, 02:32:08 PM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
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Silver Tabby
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Oct 22, 2022, 04:05:15 AM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
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Ruthio
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Oct 22, 2022, 10:02:28 AM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
Now the nanny is stuffed and ready
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Silver Tabby
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Oct 22, 2022, 03:06:05 PM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
Now the nanny is stuffed and ready
but has fallen down the bidet
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Ruthio
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Oct 22, 2022, 03:13:31 PM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
Now the naan is stuffed and ready
but has fallen down the bidet
And I've broken out in hives! 🤯🤯
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Silver Tabby
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Oct 24, 2022, 07:26:16 AM »
When Dongles takes off his socks
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