Author Topic: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)  (Read 19997 times)

Ruthio

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Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« on: Oct 19, 2022, 10:20:39 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread

Judd

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #1 on: Oct 19, 2022, 10:27:38 PM »

Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
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Dongles

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #2 on: Oct 19, 2022, 10:39:16 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
With me woolly socks, gloves and a hat
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Mups

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #3 on: Oct 19, 2022, 11:37:24 PM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
With me woolly socks, gloves and a hat
Wearing all that will make you look fat   

Silver Tabby

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #4 on: Oct 20, 2022, 07:29:50 AM »
Here's a new shiny limerick thread
I'll fill in a line before going to bed
With me woolly socks, gloves and a hat
Wearing all that will make you look fat   
not forgetting a warm cuddly cat.



Coming home from the gym today
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Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #5 on: Oct 20, 2022, 09:23:37 AM »
Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray

Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #6 on: Oct 21, 2022, 01:36:59 PM »
Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
It was small and furry

bilzin

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #7 on: Oct 21, 2022, 02:28:17 PM »



Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
It was small and furry
Just right for a curry
To make a mistake is only human, but to REALLY f**k things up you have to involve a computer

Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #8 on: Oct 21, 2022, 02:30:36 PM »

Coming home from the gym today
I happened upon a small stray
It was small and furry
just right for a curry
But it scratched me and then ran away 😪

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #9 on: Oct 21, 2022, 02:32:08 PM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
To make a mistake is only human, but to REALLY f**k things up you have to involve a computer

Silver Tabby

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #10 on: Oct 22, 2022, 04:05:15 AM »
 having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
   
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Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #11 on: Oct 22, 2022, 10:02:28 AM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
Now the nanny is stuffed and ready
   

Silver Tabby

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #12 on: Oct 22, 2022, 03:06:05 PM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
Now the nanny is stuffed and ready
but has fallen down the bidet
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Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #13 on: Oct 22, 2022, 03:13:31 PM »
having lost one of it's naan lives
I caught it and stuffed it with chives
Now the naan is stuffed and ready
but has fallen down the bidet
And I've broken out in hives! 🤯🤯

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #14 on: Oct 24, 2022, 07:26:16 AM »


When Dongles takes off his socks
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