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Ruthio
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Reply #15 on:
Oct 24, 2022, 09:54:33 AM »
When Dongles takes off his socks
It's time to change all the locks 🔐
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Dongles
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 24, 2022, 09:19:27 PM »
When Dongles takes off his socks
It's time to change all the locks 🔐
For they smell like carnations
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Mups
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 24, 2022, 11:05:09 PM »
When Dongles takes off his socks
It's time to change all the locks 🔐
For they smell like carnations
Pfft - more like a gas station
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Dongles
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 25, 2022, 05:50:57 AM »
When Dongles takes off his socks
It's time to change all the locks 🔐
For they smell like carnations
Pfft - more like a gas station
And they evacuate up to ten blocks.
Twas the race to be Britain's PM
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Silver Tabby
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Reply #19 on:
Oct 25, 2022, 06:07:42 AM »
Twas the race to be Britain's PM
with Judd in the lead pro tem
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Ruthio
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 25, 2022, 08:43:19 AM »
Twas the race to be Britain's PM
with Judd in the lead pro tem
But close behind him is Dongles
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Silver Tabby
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Oct 26, 2022, 08:28:08 AM »
was the race to be Britain's PM
with Judd in the lead pro tem
But close behind him is Dongles
followed by the Wombles
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Dongles
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Oct 26, 2022, 09:56:36 AM »
was the race to be Britain's PM
with Judd in the lead pro tem
But close behind him is Dongles
followed by the Wombles
Just to add to the current mayhem.
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Dongles
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Oct 26, 2022, 09:59:16 AM »
As Clive was reading the News
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Ruthio
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Oct 26, 2022, 10:17:50 AM »
As Clive was reading the News
The dog started licking his shoes 👞
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Dongles
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Oct 26, 2022, 10:33:57 AM »
As Clive was reading the News
The dog started licking his shoes
Which was really quite odd
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Silver Tabby
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Oct 27, 2022, 07:24:22 AM »
As Clive was reading the News
The dog started licking his shoes
Which was really quite odd
because the daft old sod
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Ruthio
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Reply #27 on:
Oct 27, 2022, 02:55:45 PM »
As Clive was reading the News
The dog started licking his shoes
Which was really quite odd
because the daft old sod
Had forgotten he was booked on a cruise! 🛳
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Mups
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Oct 27, 2022, 11:06:07 PM »
There was a young man from Torquay
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Retiring Richie
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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
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Reply #29 on:
Oct 27, 2022, 11:32:30 PM »
There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
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