Author Topic: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)  (Read 14989 times)

bilzin

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #30 on: Oct 27, 2022, 11:59:46 PM »
There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
He tripped on his rowlocks

Silver Tabby

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #31 on: Oct 28, 2022, 07:58:36 AM »
 There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
He tripped on his rowlocks
went oars over sheet blocks   
Carpe diem

Dongles

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #32 on: Oct 28, 2022, 10:05:27 AM »
There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
The reason was clear
Gagged for a quiet life. Goodbye to free speech.

Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #33 on: Oct 28, 2022, 12:03:38 PM »


There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
He tripped on his rowlocks
went oars over sheet blocks
And ended up missing his tea!   



There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
The reason was clear
He was so full of beer

Dongles

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #34 on: Oct 28, 2022, 12:53:24 PM »
There was a young man from Torquay
Who rarely went out to sea
The reason was clear
He was so full of beer
Staying upright was not guaranteed
Gagged for a quiet life. Goodbye to free speech.

Izzie.Althere

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #35 on: Oct 28, 2022, 03:21:43 PM »
Jack & Jillock
went up the Hillock,  
to fetch a pint of Millock.  
Jack fell down,  
felt such a clown,  
He then felt such a pillock.  

Izzie.Althere

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #36 on: Oct 28, 2022, 03:22:54 PM »
There was a young girl from Tbilisi,  
Who swallowed a bottle of 'squeezy'  
To add to her troubles,  
She kept farting bubbles...  
And this made her feel rather queasy.  

Izzie.Althere

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #37 on: Oct 28, 2022, 03:24:49 PM »
Tit bang wallop, tit bang wallop,  
if you can't afford a fish...  
Then you ought to buy a scallop!!  

Izzie.Althere

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #38 on: Oct 28, 2022, 03:28:22 PM »
Why can't a Woman...be more like a Man?  
why can't a Bottle...be more like a Can?  
why can't a Kettle ...be more like a Pan?  
And why can't a Desperate...be more like a Dan?  

Izzie.Althere

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #39 on: Oct 28, 2022, 03:32:30 PM »
An old colleague of mine, Dave Grainger was in Grave Danger, when he was confronted by a Flock of Bats...inside a Block of Flats.  
Talking of grave...he had his pal with him...Dave Grigger (The Grave Digger) who back in the day liked watching Doxon of Dick Green and Doctor Kinley's Facebook.    ;D

 

Dongles

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #40 on: Oct 28, 2022, 04:53:57 PM »
As I was washing the car
Gagged for a quiet life. Goodbye to free speech.

Izzie.Althere

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #41 on: Oct 28, 2022, 05:07:31 PM »
 As I was washing the car,
 a strange noise came from afar.
 It was screaming Liz Truss
 she'd fallen off the bus
 into roadworks an' got covered in tar!

Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #42 on: Oct 30, 2022, 12:10:24 AM »
On Monday it's Trick or Treat night 👻

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #43 on: Oct 30, 2022, 11:05:41 AM »

On Monday it's Trick or Treat night 👻
Kids dressing up,  a lovely sight :D

Ruthio

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Re: Let's write a Limerick (one line at a time)
« Reply #44 on: Oct 30, 2022, 12:35:13 PM »
On Monday it's Trick or Treat night 👻
Kids dressing up,  a lovely sight :D
It's only once a year