Battle of the Somme

[brian54]

A man said he met me at the Battle of the Somme.
I think he was mistaken.

[Sidewinder1944]

1916 ? Surely you do not look that old. What a silly man he was? 

[brian54]

Some people say I look as if I was born in 1958 not 1948.

[Muddy]

Do they keep records on Planet Zog ?

[bilzin]

Do they keep records on Planet Zog ?

ah  but   Brain has a cunning plan dun ee ?

[Judd]

Some people say I look as if I was born in 1958 not 1948.

You must think that we were born yesterday 

[Dextrous63]

Some people say I look as if I was born in 1958 not 1948.

Why don’t they say “just before 8pm”?

[Bruce]

A man said he met me at the Battle of the Somme.
I think he was mistaken.

I think he was mistaken too, I certainly never saw you there.

[brian54]

You must be about 120 years old.

[Dextrous63]

You must be about 120 years old.

Nope.  He lied about his age on his sign up form.